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Created on 2004-01-24 00:19:21 (#1985670), last updated 2007-09-24
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Basic Info| Name: | Mary |
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| Birthdate: | 1987-03-31 |
| Location: | Newport Beach, California, United States |
BioThe Fat Growth on Eric Hearble by John Lennon
One fat morning Eric Hearble wake up with and abnorman fat growth a bombly on his head. 'oh crumb,' said Eric Hearble, who was a very very, surprised. Anyway he carried on as Norman for why should he worried? All of a suddy he heard a small little voice calling him by name, 'Eric ...Eric Hearble' it seemed to say, though I couldnt say for sure.
That night the very same voice spoke saying 'Eric, I am a growth on your very head, help me Eric.'
Soon Eric became very attatched to his fat growth friend.
'Call me Scab' the voice said and he was.
'Call me Eric' Eric said as naturally as he could. From then on you never saw Eric without the big fat scab growth on his head. And that's why Eric Hearble lost his job teaching spastics to dance.
'Were not having a cripple teaching our lads,' said Headmaster.
One fat morning Eric Hearble wake up with and abnorman fat growth a bombly on his head. 'oh crumb,' said Eric Hearble, who was a very very, surprised. Anyway he carried on as Norman for why should he worried? All of a suddy he heard a small little voice calling him by name, 'Eric ...Eric Hearble' it seemed to say, though I couldnt say for sure.
That night the very same voice spoke saying 'Eric, I am a growth on your very head, help me Eric.'
Soon Eric became very attatched to his fat growth friend.
'Call me Scab' the voice said and he was.
'Call me Eric' Eric said as naturally as he could. From then on you never saw Eric without the big fat scab growth on his head. And that's why Eric Hearble lost his job teaching spastics to dance.
'Were not having a cripple teaching our lads,' said Headmaster.
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Newport Heights Elementary School - Newport Beach, CA (1992 - 1999)Horace Ensign Intermediate School - Newport Beach, CA (1999 - 2001)
Newport Harbor High School - Newport Beach, CA (2001 - 2005)
Chapman University - Orange, CA (2005 - present)
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